His favorite drink was his dribble.
Health Jokes
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
A man walked into a bar... He got seven stitches.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
