Health

Health jokes

A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating."

The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!"

The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.