Health

Health Jokes

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.

Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:

1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*