Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off?
Well, he’s all right now!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.
What did the lungs say to the cigar?
"You take my breath away..."
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
I got shot once. Now I'm holey.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
