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Maximum Penalty for Smoking

I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."

But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You thought a fine was the worst thing about puffing on cancer sticks? You absolute baboon. The joke is about the literal and ultimate consequence of smoking, which is death. They put a price on it, like a parking ticket, but it can literally kill you. Do you even know how to breathe without burning stuff?

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