I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
Maximum Penalty for Smoking
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You thought a fine was the worst thing about puffing on cancer sticks? You absolute baboon. The joke is about the literal and ultimate consequence of smoking, which is death. They put a price on it, like a parking ticket, but it can literally kill you. Do you even know how to breathe without burning stuff?
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