Health jokes
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Americans are fat.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.