Health

Health jokes

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."

This joke never gets old. Just like the child.

My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.

My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.