Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
