Gallows jokes

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.

What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

Why can't an orphan have milk?

His dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

Why is hangman always done in black ink?

To make it more realistic.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.

Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)

Frank: Yo

Fred: Hi...

Frank: U heard about de competition?

Fred: Yeah...

Frank: You wanna hang out?

Fred: .......

Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.

Fred: ...I(

Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.

Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.