A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
