Gallows

Gallows jokes

Priest

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

Emo

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Boy

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

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  • Death

    Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

    Trees and ropes.

    Emo

    What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

    Happy for the first time.

    Hangman

    What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.

    Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.

    Community

    Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.

    Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.