Gallows jokes
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?
He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Community talk
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.