New Hang Jokes

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms and she responds with “who the frick are you talking about, since I don’t know them I got a surprise for you” she wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled For Eugene

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law

What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree

What game do emo kids love the most Hang man

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?

Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.

What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama windchimes

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck

I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".

a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.