Hang jokes
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.