Hang jokes
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."