Hang jokes
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?