Drop jokes
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!