What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What do you say when you see your tv floating away at night... "Drop it Jamal"
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
The twins are falling down
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
what do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye "it's dye-ing"
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side
If you drop something make your short friend get it
Why did Billy drop his ice cream, He got hit by a bus.
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
