At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
The IRS came to this mans house one day and told him to come in the next morning to talk about all the money thats been coming in and out of his bank account. So the man though maybe I need to get a lawyer. So he and his lawyer get to the IRS’s office and sit down and the agent said there has been a large amount of money flowing in and out of your account and we wanted to know if you knew anything about it. The man says yes I do, I’m a gambler. The agent says you gamble with that much money. He man says yes, I’ll give you an example. Alright I bet you 5,000$ that I can bite my left eye. Agent says alright deal. The man takes out his fake eye and bites it. Then the agents says that not fair. The man says I’ll let you get your money back or even more, I bet you 7,500$ I can bite my right eye. He agents thinking I didn’t see him come in with a guide dog or a stick so the agent says deal. The man takes out his false teeth and bites his right eye. The agent then says that’s not fair. The man replies alright I have another one, your down 12,500$ I’ll bet you 15,000$ if you put that waste basket on the other side of the room I can stand by your desk and piss across the room into the waste basket and not get a drop anywhere. The agent says that’s impossible you’ve got a deal. The man starts peeing and pees all over his desk and the agent says I got you, he’s laughing and happy that he final beat him, but then the lawyer has his hand on his face and the agent asked what’s wrong with you and the lawyer replies the man bet me 100,000$ he could piss on your desk and you’d just love it.
there’s three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes “mommy why do u call me l’feather”? She answers “cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born”. L’drop asks to his mom “mommy why do u call be l’drop”? She answers “cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born”. L’brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
What’s the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree… She dropped the rope and ran
Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
Things you never want to do in jail
- never piss off an inmate
- don’t start fights with the cops
- don’t drop the soap
- don’t run away from the cops
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck. (Don’t worry, the truck was fine.)
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?
One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally
new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.