Hang jokes
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.