Hang jokes

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.