They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?” “Yes” “Did you hang ‘em?”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive..
Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person
Because Logan Paul left him hanging
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
A bicurious man goes to a gar bar A gay man offers him a drink The bi man explains he doesnt know if hes gay or not Thats fine he says lets just have a drink The gay man asks him for a dance and he explains again he isnt sure if hes gay or not. Eventually the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends. They get to his house and the gay man says, do you fancy having sex? He isnt sure so the gay man explains ill push in slow and at any point you want to stop make animal sounds and if you like it starr singing.so they get to it and the gay man pushs in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"
Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
