Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
a bat
-Heather-By-Conan Gray and watersharky-Remix- I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater You said it looked better on me than it did you Only if you knew how much I liked you But I watch your eyes as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder But how could I hate her, she's such an angel But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she Walks by What a sight for sore eyes Brighter than the blue sky She's got you mesmerised while I die Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better I wish I were Heather Oh, I wish I were Heather Oh, oh, wish I were Heather Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better Wish I were-
Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
Little johnny is a trucker, he stops at a bar. johnny sees a sign that says hamburgers for two dollers, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars. he walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" she replies "yes, thats me" johnny says "well can you wash your hands because i want a cheeseburger"
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday....we don't know she hasn't opened it yet
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Trump like to grab em by the pussy putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
Yo mama is so nasty she buys sex toys at the second hand shop.
A kid asked his mom what is dark humor? She said she at me over there with no hands ask him to clap he said I can’t I’m blind
God needed and extra 2 hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together !
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
You know what i like most about people with parkinsons... Their Hand-shake
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
