I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
