If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball !
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders is all the time.
person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can
me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏
person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why download fruit ninja when you have your arm
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself....they were making sexual faces as well, oh and don't forget the moaning they do.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Rapeboat has 6 fingers on each hand an 1 big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs They hate it when you hand it to them
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
