Purple Hands

  • Why were her hands purple?

    She heard it through the grapevine.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, smarty pants. The joke is a pun, see? "Heard it Through the Grapevine" is a famous song, but here it's twisted to mean she was picking grapes, which stained her hands purple. Get it? You probably didn't, because you are probably an idiot.

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