How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
what did the mans dick say to the man
i just cant "hand"le it
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Why hand holding is a couple thing? Because they touch each others genitals anyway.
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What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Answer: Your right elbow
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
A blind man handed me a piece of paper it said "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽" I have no idea how he knew.
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How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
You know what i like most about people with parkinsons... Their Hand-shake
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
