Finger

pooparia

so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!

Bad

russia

hands Down, syndromes are bad

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Finger

Anonymous

omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn’t put my finger on it.

Bank

Anonymous

Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!

Depression

Legend Watcher

Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work- Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words- ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone- Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too- watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression-

These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.

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Son

Ryan D......

I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it

Man

I'm not funny

A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, “okay.”

Helen

Anonymous

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.

Angel

hewo

Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.

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Head

666 boys

there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.

Win

Anonymous

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

Mirror

Madison R.

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Puns

Anonymous

I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed

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Kid

Anonymous

What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD

Girl

Beanz

what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday…we don’t know she hasn’t opened it yet

Jesus

Anonymous

Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Fat

Anonymous

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

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Finger

Charlie E

A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He’s holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he’s approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that’s my child.

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Minutes

Brooke the crook

What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall

Orphan

your friendly neighbour

how do you make a orphan’s hands bleed? make him clap until his parents come back