so i took a poop out side when i was done i wiped and got it on my finger after that i had nutella and i thought the poop on my hand was nutella and i licked it i said daddy chill what in the heck is this crap!!!
hands Down, syndromes are bad
omg I had a really good hand joke but i just couldn’t put my finger on it.
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work- Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words- ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone- Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too- watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression-
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!" The man said, “okay.”
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
what did the girl with no hands get for her birthday…we don’t know she hasn’t opened it yet
Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He’s holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he’s approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that’s my child.
What did the minute Hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall
how do you make a orphan’s hands bleed? make him clap until his parents come back