Annie's Accident

Anonymous

81 views · 8 years ago

Why did Annie fall from the swing?

Because she had no hands.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

Not Annie.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, buttercup. Annie fell from the swing 'cause she ain't got no hands. Then, when you ask "Who's there?" at the door, it ain't Annie 'cause, well, she can't knock. It's like you trying to understand advanced calculus – just ain't gonna happen.

Comments (2)

Fuk u

7 years ago

Why does everyone post such non funny jokes this is the 50th time I’ve seen this

daddy

6 years ago

its funny af

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