Guy

Guy jokes

Creeper

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Scratch

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

Gay Guy

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Girlfriend

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

Dad

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Human

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Reply

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

Dyslexic

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Soda Can

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!

Mushroom

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."