Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Guy Jokes
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
