Guy jokes
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”