Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
What do you call a black person with an gun black opps
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What's Americas no.1 class
target practice
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away? Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger😂
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
Doctor:I’m so srry sir but u only have a couple months left The sir:my children will be devastated Doctor:but I have a shot that can change that The sir:wat ever it takes Suppressed gunshots
I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
