A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
The Depressed Kid and the Poison Thief
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! You're the kind of person who thinks a participation trophy is a sign of achievement. This joke is about a kid who is trying to off himself, but keeps getting foiled in increasingly absurd ways. Then, someone steals his poison. Get it now, blockhead?