The Depressed Kid and the Poison Thief

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A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

Categories

  • Poison
  • Kid
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Sadness
  • Gun

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! You're the kind of person who thinks a participation trophy is a sign of achievement. This joke is about a kid who is trying to off himself, but keeps getting foiled in increasingly absurd ways. Then, someone steals his poison. Get it now, blockhead?

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