Gun jokes
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
A burglar breaks into the home of a weapons engineer. He wants to steal some of his weapons from his strictly secured chamber. When he breaks in through the window to go into his weapons cellar, he realizes that the inventor is at home and heard him from upstairs.
The burglar shouts, "Hands up, there is no escape!" The engineer shouts, "What do you want from me?" The thief answers impatiently, "Well, what do you think? I know what you're hiding here. Get me entry to your armory, right away!" "Never in my life will I do that!" The burglar pulls out his pistol, "Either you let me in, or you go for it!"
"Well, I'll give up, I'll give you my guns. Please don't shoot me." The burglar grins gleefully, "Thank you." "I even have a gun here that I've been working on lately. You can have it." The burglar then thinks and grunts, "Okay, before you open up, you'll show me this first!"
The inventor says, "It's shooting plasma. You can test it on one of my practice goals that I've made while I'm unlocking," and points to a side room where various dummies with targets are set up. The burglar walks into the room with the targets, focuses on the red dot in the middle of the disc, and pushes off. But the gun does not fire plasma or at the target. Instead, the gun fires a bullet at the burglar. This causes him to bleed to the ground.
The engineer behind him began to laugh, "Hahaha! I knew you were falling for it! This is not a plasma gun at all; this is my latest invention, especially for burglars like you: the backward-shooting pistol."