I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Hungry: dad I'm hungry dad: hi hungry hungry: why did you name me like this:/
tv: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED farther: Guns cause all these problems! Kid playing fnaf security breach *bang* *Bang* Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
whats an emos favorite food
shot gun ammo
Why do american guns only have 30 rounds. because its the average class size
i will remember my aunties last word: if you shoot me you pen-s is small (gun shot)
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47
you can tele if a woman is angery if she is holding a gun.
Why does america have more guns not people
Texas be like everything bigger here guns and winter storms!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist all women need to carry a 12inch dildo and a gun!
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
