Why did Stephen Hawkins die? His windows update wasn’t available.
A man awakes in a hospital and is confused. He decides to feel his legs, but to no avail.
“Doctor, doctor!” He cries out.
“What is it?” The doctor asks.
“I can’t feel my legs!”
The doctor stands there for a moment - completely dumbfounded.
“. . . That’s because I amputated your arms.”