Gun jokes
Poop fell off the earth.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Guns control.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.