What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Shoot.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
