Gun

Gun jokes

Kid

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Bullet

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Ex

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Airport

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.

Shit

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. πŸ”«

AK

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: πŸšͺ πŸƒπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸƒπŸ½πŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏπŸƒπŸΏβ€β™€οΈ πŸŽ’ πŸƒπŸ»

Wife

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.

Toddler

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

School

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

Teacher

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎢 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎢

Chandler-🎡 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎡

Mr. Beast- 🎡 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎡

Miss Kadie - 🎡 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎡

Kids- 🎡 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎡 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

People

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

Rock

When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.

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