Gun jokes

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

Reload... chhchhhh.

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?

A water gun...

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

Shoot.