A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
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spread the cat gun.
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
A B C D E F GUN
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
