Gun jokes

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"

Girl: "Dude, this is a library."

Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"

I love telling stories as theatrical plays. When we had a free dress day near Christmas, my teacher dressed up as a reindeer, so I got my teacher involved... and shot her.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.

What is a school shooter's favorite animal?

A Desert Eagle.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”