Gun Jokes

Africa has every type of gun but one ...

Awater gun

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....

my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?

Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

How do you get a clown of your swing?

You shoot it.

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground

Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets

Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here

there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.

waht do you call a american house? a gun safe

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gun🙆

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.