Gun Jokes

i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun

what is eligal in aferca what water guns

I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better then shouting he’s got a gun at the airport

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit

you better not be talkin' shit 🔫

WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh

Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun

When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*

if you shoot at a school of fish?

COULD YOU CALL IT A SCHOOL SHOOTING?????

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide