Gun jokes
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"