Gun

Gun jokes

Rock

When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.

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  • Shooting

    What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.

    Shooting Range

    I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

    Shooting

    A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.

    Memes

    Penis

    What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

    The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

    Suicide

    Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

    Shooter

    So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

    And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

    Shooter

    Why did the school shooter earn extra points?

    Because he was on a kill streak.

    Calculator

    There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

    Movie

    Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

    This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

    Fight

    Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

    Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

    Suicide

    A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

    Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

    Customer: Actually, yes it is!

    Cop

    What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?

    "Orange is the new black."

    Man

    I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.