I gave a blind kid a gun I told him it a hair drior
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spread the cat gun.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
What a school shooter favorites song
Pumped up kicks
THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school
A B C D E F GUN
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Africa has every type of gun but one ...
Awater gun
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”