What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
A B C D E F GUN
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger? Orange is the new black
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!
And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
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Spread the cat gun.
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
