Gun

Gun Jokes

THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting

*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”