Group

Group Jokes

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.

Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

A german soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her." (say the joke aloud and it will make more sense)

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