Group jokes
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.