Group jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.