Group jokes

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

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Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.