Group Jokes

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For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔

what do you call a group of jumping mexicans?

border hoppers LMAO

Is there support groups for men

Romdom: What are ur hobbies?

Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀

What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.

Hi! could i join?

What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes? The incredibles

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?

A cypher-circle

One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.

Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.

Voting is like doing a group project in school

I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What do you call a group of emos a cutting board

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

all o dem