Group jokes

Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

A: There's 20 of them.

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

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Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.