Group jokes

All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

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What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

Seasoned vegetables.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.

How do blondes play real-life Jenga?

By stacking humans.

Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.

What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.