Group jokes
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Thank you, -Connor
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.