A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
