Group jokes
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Random post #1
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Three cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says, "I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands."
Cowboy 2 says, "I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb."
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀