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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
What do you call a group of emos a cutting board
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
all o dem
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________
Because a community has more than two people.
What do you call a group of emos
The suasied squid
Why were the terrorists upset on 911? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well
what do you call a bunch of people near each other
the start of the hollacoast
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie
