Group jokes
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
that one person in ur class be like
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
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What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
All of us.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!
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Hint: Pictures of woman.
Btw, for men only!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.