There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Group Jokes
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
I love Little Mix.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.
"I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
