Group jokes
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.
Not a soul in sight.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Always
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.