Group jokes
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
I love Little Mix.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Q: Why did the first Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down.
Q: Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going.
Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree? A: It was tied to the fifth koala.
Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree? A: Peer group pressure.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.