Grocery jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Memes
Hey bitch how u doing?
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
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