Jizz in My Pants

ded chat

fym ded you pedo

nobody was talking

exactly

oh shit i cange y name now

rip

Hello.

hi lil bitch

How are you?

I have completed my ascension to Ra's.

ur more of a zayn katan

I beg your pardon?

Ra's AL-Shabah means "The Ghost Head" in Arabic.

how about rosh zayn?

What is that?

thats more accurate to u

what are you talking about you pedo

hehehe

heeheehee

you will never know

Do I want to know?

only opal (hopefully) and I know

If One was to write about the colours of grapes, would One write "grapes come in three colours; green, black and blue-black" or with a ":"?

a colon : is used to list things. a semicolon ; is kinda like a comma or conjunction. it would be a colon because it is a list

Cosmo what are you doing here

purple

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I Jizz in my pants This really never happens, you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends, or I'll say you're a slut Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still, so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend" She turned to me, that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?" And I Jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three And now I'm posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair, you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please, stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall, it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I Jizzed in my pants Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants The next day, my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I Jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants I went to check- Jizzed in my pants Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay? I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity 'Cause I Jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants) Yes, jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

im just here. u have a problem with that?

im not grooming anybody

Yes.

never had

I never once groomed anybody

lol

the closest thing to grooming was my rp with wade

stop this stupid song'

hi toast

Hi!

hi perc

hi perc

hi!

hello

yeah. thats the rp that we were doing

Sure.

Haha.

It was

it is

Hi shy!

*was

Hi!

hi lil bitch

stfu cosmo

How are you? I need to go, sadly.

I'm good! Aww, bye!

Whom were you directing that at? Me or Perc?

alr. cya

What did he say?

you.

perc is either called perc or blondie

*called either

Were you trying to be rude or were you joking

lmao

But why? I had already joined the conversation.

its an inside joke

u said hi to me when i said hi to perc

ok i assumed as much

A very funny one.

yeah

lol

Oops I meant to say it to Perc

Sorry

ur good

i was just kiddin w/ u

This is the most hilarious conversation I've seen all day

hi

hi!!

brb

Oh?

agreed

hi rhino!

why did everyone go from being wade to jake

im so confused 😭

its gonna go downhill from here

jake started a cult

its kinda gay too

like what he said

A better cult.

to advertise it to me

was so gay

lol

smth about like

love nd community

ur insulting what bp used to be

no love in this community

until wade and toast happened

true

except between jake and wade

LIGHT MODE MAD

*BAD

ITS CUS MY PARENTS

we know they're gay

IF ITS DARK THEN THEY CAN TELL WHEN I SWITCH TABS

ouch

i put it on dark mode when theyre not around

ur eyes are prob in pain

not rlly

its like using google docs

or like

doing school

one gets used to it

^^

i'm back

hi

ok

welcome

hiiiii

guys i hafta do an assignment

for a short story

i barely read

what are we talking about

alr

nd didnt comprehend at all

what story?

then start reading. reading is good

from missouri by zane grey

its a western. the language is confusing

alright

nd the audiobook i used had a western accent

so i couldnt understand him

like

at all

can u give it to me and i will use my impressive mind powers to extrapolate info

and let u do the work

ah yes the impressive mind powers

https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/67370/pg67370-images.html this is the online book

(trust me, i won't do it for u)

wait mal you know who I am right

perc

ahuh

?

ok good

or ur irl name?

what??

nvm

ok

i mean she knows my name but I was talking abt my user

ok, that clears it up

hehehe

it looks more look a satire

gay... ejaculated...

stop right there

keep your kinks to urself

what???

thats in the story

not my fantasies

trigger warning

excuses

nope

its a satirey short story

thats what they all say ...

nah

. . . . . . . .

What are you guys yapping about

cosmo likes men and is making excuses

heu

hi ingeneous, amy

get isaac on

NOW

Ha, as usual making silly excuses

thus ^

amyyyy

HEY GORGEOUS

Wsg Mal

kris

hi amihard

not as silly as calling astrology "nerdy"

I don't care about astrology

yet u called it nerdy

Why are you trying to pick fights

im just trying to inform you things

so can you listen or not

Yup, the chat died because no one wants you here

no

it died because people had to do things

You know what you need to do?

HIII

i fucking swear if you say "leave"...

my school assignment is taking a self ie ov myself

selis

selfir

selfie

selfie

there u go

i’m going to kms

nuh uh

No, it's to stop being an attention seeker and yes, you probably should leave

i hate taking pictures of myself

im not seeking attention. im seeking conversation

damn you cant even do like a mirror pic

thats what id wanna do

u think u have it bad?

i j dont like the way i look

were in diff classes rn

idk if i have it bad

i j dont like it

Ok but no one wants to talk to you when you say shit like "ded cat" all the time

i can get my otha fiedn on

Me too, I am very unphotogenic

same

the only half decent pictures i have of myself are like mirror pics

Same

where i cover half my face or im like blurry

yeah I can feel you

my school pictures also werent that bad

my friend took them

no one wants to talk to you when you keep jumping to conclusions. trust me on that shit

Your friend took your school photo?

yeah cus we do like a homeschool program thing

so she took school pictures for everyone

I've given you enough chances

nd they all turned out rlly well

Nice

and ive run out of patience for you.

i keep wanting to talk to you normally

you just keep insulting me

so why don't we start on a clean slate

Yeah but cosmo it's very clear that I DONT want to talk to you normally

when you have the choice of being right or being kind, choose kind

I'm not going to give you another chance because you're an annoying little bitch and you act like the victim all the time

thats my motto

I didn't ask

thats why i never bitch off

isnt that in wonder

yeah

solid book

Alr now you're accusing me of shit now

^

Hello again!

hey

Wsg

Nothing.

Oh...

is cosmo actually tryna get back on the site

hey leo

Yes

Scary.

hi mal

He is back. Nothing One can do to stop him, I think.

he emailed me the other day yk

I have to go now, bye

buh bye

Goodbye eople

*people

what grade would this get

CROCODILE

GET ISAAC

also, it’s ra’s al ghoul

ghul

ra's al ghul

they got his name wrong in batman and arrow

i know you bitch i corrected myself

get isaac on

Can you see me?

unfortunately

it should be ra's al shayat

Hello?

Fuck

we can see you wadr

we can see you wade

wsp guys

toast

get isaac on

Wait really?

hell no

unfortunately

hes gambling

WHY

PLEASE

I love our little love/hate relationship

hes gambling

me too :)

I love gambling

TODT

TOAST

TELL HIM

TO STOP GAMBLING

AND TO GET ON HERE

wait why’d you get banned anyway

Head of the Ghost

I posted a picture of Gianni’s Pizza

oh

Yeq

💀

I didn’t think he had the balls to do it but he did

what grade would this get

balle

blas

I thought he was bluffing like usual

fuvk

fuck

balle

balls

You’re a freshman right?

yessir

What was the assignment?

by the way i put zero effort

describe yourself

hi

Oh that explains a lot

also, i have to do this for homework

That right there is probably a D, maybe, MAYBE a low C

okay i’m good then

At a freshman level that’s not acceptable I don’t think, that looks like 5th grade leg

Level

damn this girl with a FATTEST dumpy just walked by

But you didn’t try so it cancels out

holy shit that thing is giant

i blanked out while doing it 😭

What is this an ice breaker?

What is that?

amy my name is ras al shabah because shabah means ghost

Head of Ghost

in arabitch

no our next unit is about culture and identity

THE Head of the Ghost

so we’re supposed to talk about identity

AL MEAN THE

Al means the

kris

my friend

Brace yourself for the faggots to come out with their 2 page long list of pronouns..

get

isaac

on

no cause

the guy next to me

started a paragraph of pronouns and

Hello

hi

Scary.

“comfortable ways to refer to me”

You should drop out at that point

i’m in honors, so no

if i drop out it’ll be on my transcript

plus, i’ll have to do academic

ew

Ignore him then. People have different opinions.

Now my question is, how the fuck is that they/them pickle tickler in honors..

well pronouns are an english thing so

“Pickle tickler” what?

wade decipher this

Not xe/xem/zer/cat/dragon

Is that El?

emo shit is this..........

idfk

Ethan guess what

wht?

ethan your ghetto right

I got banned again

decipher the sa

ss

Wow

i genuinely don’t get it

HOW , also are u wade?

OI BRUVA IMA TAKE YO SHILLING MANE

ETAHN

what?

get isaac on

I find it funnier to put random words together for insults than to say the n word or soemthing

translate it 😭

The one and only, also I posted a picture of Gianni’s Pizza and Jake banned me

translate what

this one

alr i can decipher that

One sec I’ll read it

he wont get on

WHY

tell jesus hi by praying for your life to get better

amyy which part u want me to decpihper

??

ALL

EVERY

Amy, how many drugs do they have shoved up their ass and how many black cocks were they sucking while typing that shit?

WHY

alr

many

They seem sped and ghetto at the same time

1st part ( girl what is you talking about rn lmao u sound slow) 2nd part (get your special ass off my shit)

emp i belive means emo

they ARE

Probably

they ARE

they ARE

*it is

Ethan ^^^

KRIS

ISTG

i dont get what any of this is about

IF YOU DONT

DRAG ISAAC ON HERE

ILL EAT YOUR MOM

FOR DINNER

AND RUIN YOUR FAMILY

AND THEN SEND YOU TO AN ORPHANAGE

AND THEN BURN THAT ORPHANAGE DOWN

A reatrded emo is trying to insult amy because they’re sped and have nothing better to do than suck a big black cock

[poiuytrewq

l;'

Don't ask how tf ik tht shit.........

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asdfghjkl;'

';lkjhgfdsadfghjkl;'

';lkjtrewedfghjkoiuyhgbnm,kl;'

How do you know that shit?

';oiuytfgbhnjmk,l;'

KRIS

';lkl;'

STOP

BEING

UTISTIC

kris shut it , tht is 1 warning.

ATIRID

u have 2 left.

oh well thats not to bad just gimme there IP Address and she wont hear from them for a while

Ra’s stop spamming, as Ra’s you can’t be retarded

KRISSY BRO

GET EYESACK

2 more spams = 24 hr ban , then past could end up IP banned by matt , i dont think u want tht

If you keep acting autistic you have to change your name to The Head of Retard

I’m 24 hours

kjytrfdss

retards don’t get head

KRIS 😭

i was only gonna send this to the emo that is messing with amy

Some do, look at Jake..

WILD 😭

Even better if they’re Japanese

i said kys

yeah but i have access to all the U.S. nukes just tell me were to strike

i just added extra letters

So much quotable content here, I’m gonna open the quotebook

dang

Amy how come someone “BROKE” you?

hehehe

huh

I told you that

i baned ur new acc TEEEHEEE

heres my buddy Big d i c k randy would you like him to find the emo instead of the nuke

WhT

jk lmao i js deleted ur comment lemme restore it lmAOOO

why would you ban his acc

what

kris u slow

^^^

nah.........

Quotebook

amy whats the emos IP Address

Amy and Issac

idk

womp womp

man would you like Big D i c k Randy or the nuke to hit the emo amy

I’m outside of their house with my sniper aimed right at their testicles

some girl just walked past me carrying a plate of sushi ????

shoot

none yall realize i js put an adress (mine) on wje?

Target down.

like on the stairwell ?????

whyd you space out dick