Pastry jokes
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
Pineapple turnover.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Curry.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
