Pastry jokes

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Pineapple turnover.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.

Curry.

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".