Pastry jokes
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
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What is another word for a bagel? 馃ク
Jewish doughnut 鉁★笍 馃崺馃憦 馃憦 馃憤 馃憤 馃憣 馃憣 馃挭 馃挭 馃構 馃弳 馃帠
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN鈥橲 bakeries.
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Pineapple turnover.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
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No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
Curry.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
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Shitpostmastergeneral
Fake it till ya make it broh
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