Pastry jokes

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Pineapple turnover.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

Curry.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.