Pastry jokes

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!

Pineapple turnover.

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

What is another word for a bagel? 🥯

Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.

Panera Bread.

That's caketasic!