So I was walking in a store, and a carrot and a lettuce said, "Lettuce leaf!" to me.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
This isn't a joke. My dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago. He still hasn't returned. Should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year?
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Lettuce ketchup.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
