Grocery Jokes

So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

How do you Get a discount off groceries

Scan the emo kids wrists

My disabled dad went to the grocery store

He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him

Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle

My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy

This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year

WHY DID THE GRANDMPA LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE???? TO GET THE ICE CREAM FOR THE GRANDMA

Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind

one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle

I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this