15+ Best Grocery Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sugar

A photo shows four images of a bag of Publix Pure Granulated Sugar. The top two are full shots of the bag showing the words "Pure Granulated Sugar". The bottom two images are close-ups of the same bag showing a label saying "Sugar Free". Below the images the text "Soooo... What's in the bag?" appears.

Banana

A cashier at a supermarket is standing behind a conveyor belt piled high with bananas. In the upper left corner is a smaller, inset picture of an ape looking directly at the camera.

Mask

Two people wearing animal masks in a supermarket. One person wears a cow mask, kneels on the floor and holds two sausages. The other one wears a horse mask and holds a hand on the kneeling person's shoulder. The text on the image says: "Just the normal things you see in Wal-Mart".

Sugar free

The image shows three bags of sugar. The top two bags say "Sugar" and the second bag on the left shows the text "Sugar Free" on a blue label. The bag on the right shows the text "Sugar Free" on a green label. At the bottom of the image, a woman appears to be confused, and below her image is the text "wat".

Grape

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Loss

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Coupon

Hey bitch how u doing?

An image shows a creepy looking character labeled as 'old people with coupons' standing behind a door. In the foreground, a young kid is labeled as 'cashiers'.

Grocery Store

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

Theft

A top-down shot of a large amount of groceries laid out on a table, including boxes of cereal, packaged meats (chicken and beef), bags of snacks (Cheez-It, chips), canned goods (tuna, crushed tomatoes, green beans), cartons of milk, jugs of water, and other various food items. Above the image, text reads: "@entrapanure here's what $0 gets you at a grocery store if you're not a pussy".

Pastry

A box of Pop-Tarts with one pastry pulled halfway out. On the visible part of the pastry the word "Vaseline" is written.

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Glock

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Police Officer

Two pictures side by side. The picture on the left is a policeman in uniform. The picture on the right is a man looking at the camera. The text in the image says: This is Heartwarming. This police officer was called to a grocery store in response to this man stealing food to feed his family. Instead of arresting the man, the police officer shot him 38 times.

Woman

A view from inside a vehicle, looking through the windshield at a loading dock area with several garage doors. In the foreground, the vehicle's side mirror reflects the same loading dock area. An overlay text reads: "Women are kinda like strawberries. Sometimes they at the grocery store."

Cat

A photo of a small orange kitten sitting in a plastic shopping bag filled with other groceries. The text on the image says: "I don't remember buying this at the store."

Food

An animated image depicts an elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a blue dress, sitting in a large green armchair. She is casually tossing bundles of green money from a basket labeled "MONEY TO BURN" into a fireplace. Above the scene, the text reads "Buying food".

Pumpkin

A display of salmon in a supermarket, with some pieces covered in a brown spice mix and labeled 'PUMPKIN SPICED SALMON 5.99 EA'.

Jokes

Child

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Pea

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

Vegetable

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.