Grocery Jokes

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she's a vegetable at least there still in the produce section

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory

So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead

if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year

Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself

Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife

My Dad went for some *MILK* , HE NEVER CAME BACK :)

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery story. The young boy then screams to a random woman “ your an ugly bitch”. The mother grabs her son, and says “ I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look.