when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
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Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
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I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
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My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
my great grandpa killed hitler
