when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
my grandpa unplugged the AC so i unplugged his life support
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa said "you kids relied on to much electronic's" I said well we will see about that *unplugging life support * me* oops
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
My Great Great Great grandpa killed hitler
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head