Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
I still remember my grandpas last words Stop shaking the damn ladder
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
my grandpas last words were, why is there a body in my kitchen.
no witnessess
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Dad: boy Come sit in this hole while I brace the ground Boy: I don't want to see grandpa he scares me
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
My grandpa died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
Bro the twin towers are like my grandpa and his friends one survived/ my grandpa the others have fallen/ his friends
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.
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my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
