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Jesus

  • Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

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  • Jesus

  • Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

    Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

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  • Prison

  • A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

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  • Lactose

  • "A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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  • Community talk

  • hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more