Wise

Wise jokes

President

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Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Jesus

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Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Prison

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A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

Lactose

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"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Jesus

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Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Wish

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Community talk

BMC, it is I, your great father I have came(yes i mean this both ways) from the reveals you grant you wise power: Smugums is to be declared a racial slur to our kind. (In your face Charlie)