Wise

Wise Jokes

President

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Jesus

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Priest

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

Prison

A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

Lactose

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Stereotype

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Jesus

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Man

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

Name

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

Memes

Number

Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."