Wise

Wise jokes

President

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Jesus

Why canโ€™t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldnโ€™t find three wise men or a virgin.

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  • Memes

    Priest

    A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

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  • Prison

    A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

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  • Lactose

    "A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    Stereotype

    A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

    Jesus

    Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

    Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

    Man

    From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

    Name

    Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

    Good

    Wise

    Enough

    Nice

    Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

    Grumpy

    Words

    Enough

    Nasty

    Memes

    Number

    Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments

    The image shows four panels with different ducks. The first panel features a duck with a stern look called "Dug." The second panel has a white duck called "Polar Duck." The third panel shows three ducks in trench coats and hats called "The Quack Troop." The last panel is a close-up of a duck's head called "Big Quack." Above the panels, it says, "One will protect you, the rest will attack you, choose wisely."

    Community

    BMC, it is I, your great father I have came(yes i mean this both ways) from the reveals you grant you wise power: Smugums is to be declared a racial slur to our kind. (In your face Charlie)