Wise jokes
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
The "W" in African stands for water.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Community talk
Who is going to take over the wold first? (Chose wisely)
Ay who can draw???? Like animal wise???
BMC, it is I, your great father I have came(yes i mean this both ways) from the reveals you grant you wise power: Smugums is to be declared a racial slur to our kind. (In your face Charlie)