What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.
He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandpa is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.
Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?
Child: I just felt like it.
The next day, the Grandma is dead.
Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.
Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!
Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!
Survives until tomorrow.
Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*
Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!
(If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
my grandfather has the heart of a lion!!🦁
in a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo.....
What did mum say when grandpa called? Boomerang.
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
Your hairline so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
