Grandpa Jokes

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Ya, I have a Hydro Flask.

H: My Y: Grandpa D: Sticks R: His O: Cock F: Up L: My A: Ass S: K:

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

Knock knock Who is there Mother Mother who Fuck of bichon I'm your mother

My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man