My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
