Grandpa jokes

I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

We found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than my dad.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

I never forget my grandpa's last words.

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than grandpa.

Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.

After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."

Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.

The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go fuck yourself, these are my chips."