Government jokes
Cruel and unusual punishment.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Biden
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!