Government jokes
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
WWG1WGA.
Trump 2024!
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
This is American politics that is not true.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Trump.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?