Government jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
which meme is the best
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
What did Julius say when he saw a woman stealing an expensive chandelier? “Guards! Seize her (Caesar)!”
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
All hail President Trump!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.