Government

Government jokes

War

    • 9/10/01

    Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

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    • Cat

    • My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.

    She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!

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    • Government memes

    King

    • Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.

    The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.

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    • Cousin

    • Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

    TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

    He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

    Smart kid!

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    • Dick

    • A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

    You need to be a complete dick.

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    • Libertarian

    • What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

    A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

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