Government

Government jokes

Mum

    • Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

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    • Purchase

    • What was the worse purchase America ever made?

    Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.

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    • Sibling

    • My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

    The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.
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    • Government memes

    Libertarian Party

    • The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

    Because it is politically motivated.

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    • Stalin

    • A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

    A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

    The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

    Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

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    • Turkey

    • Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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    • King

    • A king ordered to execute a gay man.

    The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

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    • Obama

    • During the election campaign of 2012, we heard about Obama, but we thought they said Osama. So I told my friend, "Grab his gun and let's have some fun." So during one of Obama's campaigns, we both shot him to death, which lasted a while.

    Then my friend said, "Let's go get piss drunk at Mavericks bar." Then on TV they talked about Obama's death, and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

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