Government jokes
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."
Did yall know this?
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Hillary for president.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?