What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Government Jokes
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Trump did 1/6.
"Welcome to the gulag."
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
