Government jokes
A boy asks his father:
"What is politics?"
Father answers:
"It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business. Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"
The boy says:
"Yes, it’s all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Memes
The CONSTITUTION is not optional.
Trump did 1/6.
"Welcome to the gulag."
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.