Government

Government jokes

Career

If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

Tony Abbott's career.

Memes

Life

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Opposition

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Lung

I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Opposition

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.