Government jokes
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Labor party.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
...
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"