Government jokes
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
I am your leader.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.