Government jokes
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Memes
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What did Obama ask Trump?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.