Government jokes
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What did Obama ask Trump?
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
I am your leader.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.