Government

Government jokes

Incest

    • Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

    With their brother.

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    • Bird

    • Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?

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    • Libertarian Party

    • What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

    Libertarian Party.

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    • Government memes

    Lawyer

    • What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

    They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

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    • Prince

    • At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

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    • Record

    • What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

    No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

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    • Politician

    • If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

    The Royal Commission.

    Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

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