Focus Jokes

in Depression

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

Chris Rock

Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can't wait to see it"

So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers"

in Dark Humor

Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.

in ADD

Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy”

And then you die inside


Hey Gwen come on let chat! we can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focuse on us!


When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)


You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them and all you can focus on is that trunk.